{"id":5947,"date":"2013-03-26T15:00:22","date_gmt":"2013-03-26T21:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.micro-film-magazine.com\/cublog\/?p=5947"},"modified":"2014-09-06T14:49:08","modified_gmt":"2014-09-06T20:49:08","slug":"its-a-dark-maze-ninjapocalypse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.micro-film-magazine.com\/cublog\/?p=5947","title":{"rendered":"It\u2019s a Dark Maze ninjapocalypse!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"NINJA THE MISSION FORCE Season 2 (Artwork: Dark Maze Studios)\" src=\"http:\/\/www.micro-film-magazine.com\/Images\/CUBlog Art\/cu_ninjamissionforce2_poster.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"667\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Apparently, <strong>Dark Maze Studios<\/strong> of <strong>Champaign<\/strong> can\u2019t get enough of those stealth warriors from the East! Two brand-new home videos employ numerous ninjas armed with their most secretive weapon yet \u2013 humor \u2013 in the fight against corporate tyranny, dishonorable brethren, and horrible DJ mash-ups.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Just released to region-free DVD this past <strong>Friday, March 22<\/strong>, is the second full season of <a title=\"NINJA THE MISSION FORCE :: Dark Maze Studios\" href=\"http:\/\/www.darkmaze.com\/ninjathemissionforce\/\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>NINJA THE MISSION FORCE<\/strong><\/a>, Dark Maze\u2019s comedy pastiche pitting in-house actors against public domain material in an all-out war of giddy silliness. Interpol agent Cheetah Lee (<strong>Allison Pregler<\/strong>) steps in for Master Ninja Gordon (<strong>Ed Glaser<\/strong>) as Evil Ninja Bruce (<strong>Brad Jones<\/strong>) is resurrected by lightning before renewing the ninja feud! Unlike the direct-to-Internet Season 1, you will have to purchase the disc to watch the entire sophomore series <a title=\"Ninja the Mission Force Season 2 NOW ON DVD! :: Dark Maze Studios\" href=\"http:\/\/www.darkmaze.com\/post\/ninja-the-mission-force-season-2-now-on-dvd\/\" target=\"_blank\">although the premiere episode is free to view on-line.<\/a> In \u201c<strong>Bruce Fights Back From the Grave<\/strong>,\u201d Cheetah Lee must stop the spread of Bruce\u2019s \u201cweaponized Emo-Dub-Country music\u201d with the help of diminutive informant Henry Hamster (voice of series creator-writer <strong>Meagan Rachelle<\/strong>) and stock footage from the Eighties television show <strong>THE MASTER<\/strong> starring <strong>Lee Van Cleef<\/strong> and <strong>Timothy Van Patten<\/strong>. The release includes all 10 episodes of Season 2, two commentary tracks, and something called \u201cThe Outlaw Script\u201d which the producers could not produce \u201clegally.\u201d <em>Hmmmmmmm<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Also in this set is the unadulterated widescreen feature, <strong>NINJA THE PROTECTOR<\/strong> (1986), a cut-and-paste <strong>Godfrey Ho<\/strong> effort that directly inspired the <strong>MISSION FORCE<\/strong> concept. However, Dark Maze regulars Glaser, Rachelle, and Jones decided to give a less fortunate Ho joint the funny business on a separate DVD release, <strong>NINJA THE MISSION FORCE RIFFS!<\/strong>, released a few weeks earlier on <strong>Friday, February 8<\/strong>. In this exercise, the trio mix <strong>MISSION FORCE<\/strong>-style voice dubbing with interjected commentary on the soundtrack to <strong>NINJA EMPIRE<\/strong> (1987). \u201cBruce Fights Back From the Grave\u201d also appears here as a bonus.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">~ Jason Pankoke<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"center\"><em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"NINJA THE MISSION FORCE RIFFS! NINJA EMPIRE (Dark Maze Studios)\" src=\"http:\/\/www.micro-film-magazine.com\/Images\/CUBlog Art\/cu_ninjamissionforceRIFF_dvd.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"638\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The ninja-craving lifestyle instills a strict code of conduct upon the faithful. It basically goes like this: &#8220;If it has ninjas, we will love it.&#8221; Well then, does Dark Maze Studios of Champaign, IL, have a double DVD dose just for you!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[228],"tags":[911,164,165,962,824],"class_list":["post-5947","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-home-videos-du-c-u","tag-brad-jones","tag-dark-maze-studios","tag-ed-glaser","tag-godfrey-ho","tag-ninja-the-mission-force"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.micro-film-magazine.com\/cublog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5947","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.micro-film-magazine.com\/cublog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.micro-film-magazine.com\/cublog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.micro-film-magazine.com\/cublog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.micro-film-magazine.com\/cublog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5947"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.micro-film-magazine.com\/cublog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5947\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.micro-film-magazine.com\/cublog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5947"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.micro-film-magazine.com\/cublog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5947"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.micro-film-magazine.com\/cublog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5947"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}